May 2013
grangermalfoy:
ughmoriarty:
Yahoo! Just Bought Tumblr for $1.1 Billion
partofthecumbercollective:
fuck
fucking fuck
Its been nice blogging with you all
gabilliamqueen:
i mean dating a band member would be pretty hard because they’d be on tour and stuff but i think it would be worth it because you could just go on tumblr and scroll through their tag and just smirk to yourself while thinking
haha
guess whos gettin that dick
not u
me
Tumblr: I am a strong and independent blue website who don't need no Yahoo
lynzave:
my brother yelled “HOLLA” at me and he was like “you’re supposed to say holla back” and I immediately replied “I ain’t no holla back girl” and it’s an hour later and I’m still laughing
physicalvocalist:
fallen-angel-in-the-tardis:
lembas-and-cram:
concernedresidentofbakerstreet:
rendezvousramen:
addictedtopunsandpizza:
macaronivevo:
jesuschristvevo:
is it data or data
is it route or route
is it caramel or caramel
is it either or either
is it read or read
is it lead or lead
Maybe its Maybelline
I hate how any English speaker knows exactly what’s...
hallelujahoran:
can i hire ed sheeran to write my english papers
aftershe:
egberts:
lets have a sleepover and ignore each other while we blog
and occasionally show eachother funny text posts
shortest horror story.
classmate: i found your tumblr.
Anonymous asked: would you follow me if I asked you off anon? :-)
How to meet celebrities: Write a book that's good enough to become a movie.
piglii:
why is being called a pig even an insult have you ever seen a pig they are adorable as fuck
getoffmybloghoe:
when you lose your phone in the blanket and you just
How to break up with someone
You: Your ex is attractive.
Partner: Which one?
You: ME.
You: BYEEEE
jennifer-perfection-lawrence:
whiskey-memories:
bras are so expensive like i didn’t choose the boob life the boob life chose me
same with tampons. like i didn’t choose the devil-in-my-uterus life, it chose me.
Anonymous asked: Where are you from? :)
Anonymous asked: How can you get a lot of followers any tips ? :)
Anonymous asked: How many followers do you have? :)
bitchesgetshitdone:
I get so overwhelmed whenever I get an iTunes gift card
Like what music do I deem worthy enough to legally purchase?
epic-humor:
lampsarepeopletoo:
they call me macklemore in math class because im like
what what what what what
what what what what what what what
what what what what
see more
teachmyskin:
JK Rowling walked onto the set of a Harry Potter film and saw Daniel Radcliffe looking extremely beat up. She thought his makeup was real and asked, “Oh my gosh, what happened?” He turned to her and said boldly, “As if you don’t know!”
circletines:
why am i still on this site its literally me looking at the same pictures 20 times and then clicking a button so other people can look at the same pictures 20 times
